Aesop's Jacked Fables

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The Two Pollutions

A RIVER carried down in its stream two kinds of Pollution, one made of chemicals like paint thinner and the other of Styrofoam and various bits of floating garbage. The floating garbage said to the chemical spill, "Please keep at a distance and do not come near me, for if you touch me ever so slightly, I shall dissolve into some sort of foam, and besides, I by no means wish to come near you."

Equals make the best friends.

The Two Pots (original fable)

A RIVER carried down in its stream two Pots, one made of earthenware and the other of brass. The Earthen Pot said to the Brass Pot, "Pray keep at a distance and do not come near me, for if you touch me ever so slightly, I shall be broken in pieces, and besides, I by no means wish to come near you."

Equals make the best friends.

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