Aesop's Jacked Fables

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The Lion and the Mouse

A LION was awakened from his sleep by a Mouse gently caressing his genitals.

Rising up angrily, he caught him and was about to kill him, when the Mouse piteously entreated, saying: "If you would only spare my life, I would be sure to repay your kindness." The Lion laughed and let him go.

Shortly after this the Lion was caught by some hunters, who bound him by strong ropes to the ground. The Mouse, stalking him always, heard his roar, came and gnawed the Lion's genitals with his teeth, exclaiming: "If I can't have them no one will! Now you know that it is possible for even a Mouse to confer vengeance on a Lion."

The Lion and the Mouse (original fable)

A LION was awakened from sleep by a Mouse running over his face. Rising up angrily, he caught him and was about to kill him, when the Mouse piteously entreated, saying: "If you would only spare my life, I would be sure to repay your kindness." The Lion laughed and let him go. It happened shortly after this that the Lion was caught by some hunters, who bound him by st ropes to the ground. The Mouse, recognizing his roar, came, gnawed the rope with his teeth, and set him free, exclaiming "You ridiculed the idea of my ever being able to help you, expecting to receive from me any repayment of your favor; I now you know that it is possible for even a Mouse to confer benefits on a Lion."

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