Aesop's Jacked Fables

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The Genitals and the Members

THE MEMBERS of the Body rebelled against the Genitals, and said, "Why should we be perpetually engaged in the dissemination of your filthy seed, while you do nothing but take your rest, and enjoy yourself in luxury and self-indulgence?"

The Members carried out their resolve and refused their assistance to the Genitals. The Brain quickly became insane, and the hands, feet, mouth, and eyes all declared war upon everything and savagely attacked each other. The Belly then flooded the body with acid. That showed them.

The Belly and the Members (original fable)

THE MEMBERS of the Body rebelled against the Belly, and said, "Why should we be perpetually engaged in administering to your wants, while you do nothing but take your rest, and enjoy yourself in luxury and self-indulgence?" The Members carried out their resolve and refused their assistance to the Belly. The whole Body quickly became debilitated, and the hands, feet, mouth, and eyes, when too late, repented of their folly.

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