Aesop's Jacked Fables

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The Goat and the Goatherd

A GOATHERD had sought to bring back a stray goat to his flock. He whistled and sounded his horn in vain; the straggler paid no attention to the summons. At last the Goatherd, in a blinding rage, ran up, grabbed the Goat by the horns and kneed it in the face repeatedly and severely. When he realized what he'd done, he begged the Goat not to tell his master.

The Goat replied, "You're worried about the master? Fear my Lawyer bitch!"

Do not attempt to hide things that cannot be hid.

The Goat and the Goatherd (original fable)

A GOATHERD had sought to bring back a stray goat to his flock. He whistled and sounded his horn in vain; the straggler paid no attention to the summons. At last the Goatherd threw a stone, and breaking its horn, begged the Goat not to tell his master. The Goat replied, "Why, you silly fellow, the horn will speak though I be silent."

Do not attempt to hide things which cannot be hid.

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