Aesop's Jacked Fables

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The Rich Man and the Waste Treatment Facility

A RICH MAN lived near a Waste Treatment Facility, and not being able to bear the unpleasant smell of human feces, he pressed his neighbor to go away. The Waste Treatment Facility put off their departure from time to time, saying that waste had to be treated somewhere and that he should direct his proposals through the appropriate channels and/or send petitions to the nearest waste bin. So they continued to stay, and as time went on, the rich man became obsessed with the smell, and started paying people to let him eat their shit and lick their asses.

The Rich Man and the Tanner (original fable)

A RICH MAN lived near a Tanner, and not being able to bear the unpleasant smell of the tan-yard, he pressed his neighbor to go away. The Tanner put off his departure from time to time, saying that he would leave soon. But as he still continued to stay, as time went on, the rich man became accustomed to the smell, and feeling no manner of inconvenience, made no further complaints.

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