Aesop's Jacked Fables

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The Mountain in Labor

A MOUNTAIN was once greatly agitated. Loud groans and noises were heard, and crowds of people came from all parts to see what was the matter. While they were assembled in anxious expectation of some terrible calamity, out came a tiny shrieking fetus held high in the air by long sinewy arms and legs upon which it galloped about like a deranged horse, it's eyes glowing red with hate.

Don't make much ado about nothing.

The Mountain in Labor (original fable)

A MOUNTAIN was once greatly agitated. Loud groans and noises were heard, and crowds of people came from all parts to see what was the matter. While they were assembled in anxious expectation of some terrible calamity, out came a Mouse.

Don't make much ado about nothing.

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