Aesop's Jacked Fables

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The Dog and the Poo

A DOG, used to eating his own Poo, saw a foreign Poo and, opening his mouth to its widest extent, swallowed it down with the utmost relish, supposing it to be quite edible and delicious. Soon afterwards suffering great pain in his stomach, he said, "I deserve all this torment, for my folly in thinking that every Poo must be edible and delicious."

They, who act without sufficient thought, will often fall into unsuspected danger.

The Dog and the Oyster (original fable)

A DOG, used to eating eggs, saw an Oyster and, opening his mouth to its widest extent, swallowed it down with the utmost relish, supposing it to be an egg. Soon afterwards suffering great pain in his stomach, he said, "I deserve all this torment, for my folly in thinking that everything round must be an egg."

They who act without sufficient thought, will often fall into unsuspected danger.

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