Aesop's Jacked Fables

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The Dealer and the Biker

A CERTAIN DEALER, having scored several eight-balls, placed them in his pocket and set out homewards. On his way he met a man on a bike who begged some drugs of him, under the pretense of purchasing them. However, when the Bike Man got the coke, he handed the Dealer a check and rode off as fast as he could. The Dealer unloaded his revolver in the Biker's direction as if he was sure of killing him, but the Biker increased more and more the distance between them. The Dealer, sorely against his will, called out to him and said, "Get along with you! For I will now make you a gift of the drugs."

The Hunter and the Horseman (original fable)

A CERTAIN HUNTER, having snared a hare, placed it upon his shoulders and set out homewards. On his way he met a man on horseback who begged the hare of him, under the pretense of purchasing it. However, when the Horseman got the hare, he rode off as fast as he could. The Hunter ran after him, as if he was sure of overtaking him, but the Horseman increased more and more the distance between them. The Hunter, sorely against his will, called out to him and said, "Get along with you! for I will now make you a present of the hare."

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