Aesop's Jacked Fables

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The Dogs and the Fast Food Meat

SOME DOGS famished with hunger saw a large quantity of Fast Food Meat steeping at the bottom of a deep vat. Not being able to reach it, they agreed to defile the meat with their feces until it was no longer edible by man and thus feast on the discarded bounty. But it happened that they burst their guts out of their asses with defecation long before the meat reached any such degree of filth.

Attempt not impossibilities.

The Dogs and the Hides (original fable)

SOME DOGS famished with hunger saw a number of cowhides steeping in a river. Not being able to reach them, they agreed to drink up the river, but it happened that they burst themselves with drinking long before they reached the hides.

Attempt not impossibilities.

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