Aesop's Jacked Fables

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The Quack Frog

A FROG once upon a time came forth from his home in the marsh and proclaimed to all the beasts that he was a learned physician, skilled in the use of drugs and able to heal all diseases. A Fox asked him, "How can you pretend to prescribe for others, when you are unable to heal your own lame gait and wrinkled skin?"

"Fine, I'm leaving," announced the Frog as he hopped back to the marsh. "I seem to be too ugly to cure your ailments. Have fun dying." The animals looked around at one another with some confusion and alarm, unsure about what had just happened.

The Quack Frog (original fable)

A FROG once upon a time came forth from his home in the marsh and proclaimed to all the beasts that he was a learned physician, skilled in the use of drugs and able to heal all diseases. A Fox asked him, "How can you pretend to prescribe for others, when you are unable to heal your own lame gait and wrinkled skin?"

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