Aesop's Jacked Fables

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The Blind Man and the Fecal Matter

A BLIND MAN was accustomed to distinguishing different animals by touching them with his hands. Some Fecal Matter was brought to him, with a request that he would feel it, and say what it was. He felt it, and upon noticing the odor, said: "What the fuck?"

Evil tendencies are everywhere.

The Blind Man and the Whelp (original fable)

A BLIND MAN was accustomed to distinguishing different animals by touching them with his hands. The whelp of a Wolf was brought him, with a request that he would feel it, and say what it was. He felt it, and being in doubt, said: "I do not quite know whether it is the cub of a Fox, or the whelp of a Wolf, but this I know full well. It would not be safe to admit him to the sheepfold."

Evil tendencies are shown in early life.

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