Aesop's Jacked Fables

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The Horse and the Ass

A HORSE, proud of his fine sports car, met an Ass on the road. The Ass, being on fire and covered with broken glass, crawled slowly out of the way.

"Move it motherfucker!" bellowed the Horse as he leaned on the horn. "I'll piss on your soul you twat!"

The Ass held his peace, and made only a silent appeal to the justice of the gods. Not far down the road the Horse, having careened into a chemical truck, was sent to hell in a fireball. The Ass, seeing him twitch about in flames and broken glass, thus derided him: "Where, O boaster, are now all thy gay trappings, thou who are thyself reduced to the condition you so lately treated with contempt?"

The Horse and the Ass (original fable)

A HORSE, proud of his fine trappings, met an Ass on the highway. The Ass, being heavily laden, moved slowly out of the way. "Hardly," said the Horse, "can I resist kicking you with my heels." The Ass held his peace, and made only a silent appeal to] the justice of the gods. Not long afterwards the Horse, having become broken-winded, was sent by his owner to the farm. The Ass, seeing him drawing a dungcart, thus derided him: "Where, O boaster, are now all thy gay trappings, thou who are thyself reduced to the condition you so lately treated with contempt?"

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