Aesop's Jacked Fables

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The Camel

WHEN MAN first saw the Camel, he was so frightened of his vast size that he shit on himself while vomiting and then fell to the ground screaming and rolling around in the mess. After a time, perceiving the meekness and gentleness of the beast's temper, he summoned courage enough to throw rocks at it and poke it with long sticks. Soon afterwards, observing that he was an animal altogether deficient in spirit, he assumed such boldness as to bend it over a table and fuck it's brains out while biting it wherever he could.

Use serves to overcome dread.

The Camel (original fable)

WHEN MAN first saw the Camel, he was so frightened at his vast size that he ran away. After a time, perceiving the meekness and gentleness of the beast's temper, he summoned courage enough to approach him. Soon afterwards, observing that he was an animal altogether deficient in spirit, he assumed such boldness as to put a bridle in his mouth, and to let a child drive him.

Use serves to overcome dread.

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