Aesop's Jacked Fables

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The Hare and the Demon

A DEMON started a Hare from his lair, but after a long run, gave up the chase. A goatherd seeing him stop, mocked him, saying, "Thou art a bitch!"

The Demon replied, "You do not see the difference between us: I was only running to have sex with the various openings I'd have carved into him. He was running for his life."

The Hare and the Hound (original fable)

A HOUND started a Hare from his lair, but after a long run, gave up the chase. A goat-herd seeing him stop, mocked him, saying "The little one is the best runner of the two." The Hound replied, "You do not see the difference between us: I was only running for a dinner, but he for his life."

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