Aesop's Jacked Fables

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The Fox and the Leopard

THE FOX and the Leopard disputed which was the more beautiful of the two. The Leopard exhibited one by one the various spots that decorated his skin. But the Fox, interrupting him, said, "And how much more beautiful than you am I, who am decorated, not in body, but in mind."

The Leopard, misinterpreting the smart-ass remark, tore the Fox's skull open only to find that his brain wasn't decorated in any obviously beautiful way.

The Fox and the Leopard (original fable)

THE FOX and the Leopard disputed which was the more beautiful of the two. The Leopard exhibited one by one the various spots which decorated his skin. But the Fox, interrupting him, said, "And how much more beautiful than you am I, who am decorated, not in body, but in mind."

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