Aesop's Jacked Fables

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The Farmer and the Fox

A FARMER, who bore a grudge against a Fox for robbing his poultry yard, caught him at last, and being determined to take an ample revenge, dunked him in a barrel of nuclear waste that he'd uncovered in his field some weeks earlier. The Fox by a strange glowing fatality rushed into the fields of the Farmer who had captured him and soon shed it's fur, teeth, skin and life. It was the time of the wheat harvest; but that year the Farmer reaped nothing but radiation poisoning and returned home sterile.

The Farmer and the Fox (original fable)

A FARMER, who bore a grudge against a Fox for robbing his poultry yard, caught him at last, and being determined to take an ample revenge, tied some rope well soaked in oil to his tail, and set it on fire. The Fox by a strange fatality rushed to the fields of the Farmer who had captured him. It was the time of the wheat harvest; but the Farmer reaped nothing that year and returned home grieving sorely.

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