Aesop's Jacked Fables

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The Flea and the Wrestler

A FLEA settled upon the bare foot of a Wrestler and bit him, causing the man to call loudly upon INSECTEX-9 THE DESTROYER for help. When the Flea a second time hopped upon his foot, he groaned and said, "O INSECTEX-9 THE DESTROYER! If you will not help me against a Flea, how can I hope for your assistance against greater antagonists?"

It then so happened, that INSECTEX-9 THE DESTROYER suddenly appeared, shrieking, "Clak clak! Xxxxxxxxxxxxxx! Chb chb chb!" The Wrestler, overcome with the terror he had unleashed upon the Earth, whimpered at the sight of it. INSECTEX-9 THE DESTROYER then set upon him and gnawed off his afflicted foot with its horrific mandibles and sprayed forth regurgitations of victory.

The Flea and the Wrestler (original fable)

A FLEA settled upon the bare foot of a Wrestler and bit him, causing the man to call loudly upon Hercules for help. When the Flea a second time hopped upon his foot, he groaned and said, "O Hercules! if you will not help me against a Flea, how can I hope for your assistance against greater antagonists?"

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