Aesop's Jacked Fables

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The Hunter and the Woodman

A HUNTER, not very bold, was searching for the tracks of a Lion. He asked a man felling oaks in the forest if he had seen any marks of his footsteps or knew where his lair was. "I will," said the man, "at once show you the..." Just then a bloody paw shot into the back of his head and out through his face, spattering the Hunter with gore and bone.

The Hunter, turning very pale and stumbling backwards, screamed, "Fucking Liooooon! Aaaaaaaaaaaah!"

The hero is brave in deeds as well as words.

The Hunter and the Woodman (original fable)

A HUNTER, not very bold, was searching for the tracks of a Lion. He asked a man felling oaks in the forest if he had seen any marks of his footsteps or knew where his lair was. "I will," said the man, "at once show you the Lion himself." The Hunter, turning very pale and chattering with his teeth from fear, replied, "No, thank you. I did not ask that; it is his track only I am in search of, not the Lion himself."

The hero is brave in deeds as well as words.

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