Aesop's Jacked Fables

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The Playful Ass

AN ASS climbed into the pigpen, and began sucking off and licking the butts of every squealing swine. The owner went in after him and quickly drove him out, beating him severely with a thick wooden cudgel. The Ass said, "Why, I saw you do this very thing yesterday, and you and your friends all laughed heartily, as if it afforded you very great amusement."

The Playful Ass (original fable)

AN ASS climbed up to the roof of a building, and frisking about there, broke in the tiling. The owner went up after him and quickly drove him down, beating him severely with a thick wooden cudgel. The Ass said, "Why, I saw the Monkey do this very thing yesterday, and you all laughed heartily, as if it afforded you very great amusement."

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