Aesop's Jacked Fables

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Welcome to Aesop's Jacked Fables.

This is a parody of Aesop's Fables based on a translation done by George Fyler Townsend back in 1887.

Some fables are entirely rewritten. Others are subtly corrupted just enough to amuse me.

Have at it. Enjoy. I said enjoy god-damn it!

PS. It's probably worth noting that this project is "done." I did all the fables and there are no updates.

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